
First attempt at lemon drizzle cupcakes, moist as foosh!
That’s not icing on top either, its marshmallow fluff mixed with lemon juice ;)

Prime example of how I constantly have chronic bitch face, no matter how happy I am!
I was watching a music video and waiting for food to arrive at the HardRock Cafe on a beautiful sunny day, and this is what my face looks like >.>
I would describe my body as ‘skinny fat’.
I’m slim/petite, but I have a distinct lack of muscle. I’m naturally small, but not toned so I still have wobbly thighs/love handles/chubby face.
I’m the worst kind of person because all it would take is a few gym sessions a week to tone up and have a ‘nice’ bod, but quite frankly I really cba.
When people use the excuse ‘They didn’t have the best upbringing’ as an excuse as to why someone is racist/homophobic/sexist ect, that just doesn’t wash.
I grew up in a horrible, hostile, hateful environment, did that make me a hateful cunt? Well, yes actually it did, but I aim that hate towards normal thing’s, like people who chew loudly on public transport, not just mindless hateful ideals.
Sort your lives out.
Putting marshmallow fluff in your hot chocolate may seem like a brilliant idea, but when it melts and creates a molten force field over your hot choccy it becomes an issue.

I friggin’ love this skirt, I don’t however, love my phone’s shitty camera quality or my dirty bathroom mirror aha

We were walking through this church yard and there were loads of families with kids running around playing. At least 3 grown women gave me a look that screamed ‘what are you doing here? Your presence is disturbing our idilic day!’ So I stopped and posed for a pic to piss them off.
Middle aged women are always the ones who give me dirty looks.








