You guys I made my first quiche :) its leek and cheddar and tastes like heaven, proper nommy :)

You guys I made my first quiche :) its leek and cheddar and tastes like heaven, proper nommy :)

20/5/2013 . 2 notes . Reblog
First attempt at lemon drizzle cupcakes, moist as foosh!
That’s not icing on top either, its marshmallow fluff mixed with lemon juice ;)

First attempt at lemon drizzle cupcakes, moist as foosh!
That’s not icing on top either, its marshmallow fluff mixed with lemon juice ;)

19/5/2013 . 8 notes . Reblog
Prime example of how I constantly have chronic bitch face, no matter how happy I am!
I was watching a music video and waiting for food to arrive at the HardRock Cafe on a beautiful sunny day, and this is what my face looks like >.>

Prime example of how I constantly have chronic bitch face, no matter how happy I am!
I was watching a music video and waiting for food to arrive at the HardRock Cafe on a beautiful sunny day, and this is what my face looks like >.>

19/5/2013 . 21 notes . Reblog
Seriously guys, look how beautiful this man is!!
I’m so bloody lucky ^.^

Seriously guys, look how beautiful this man is!!

I’m so bloody lucky ^.^

18/5/2013 . 3 notes . Reblog

I would describe my body as ‘skinny fat’.
I’m slim/petite, but I have a distinct lack of muscle. I’m naturally small, but not toned so I still have wobbly thighs/love handles/chubby face.
I’m the worst kind of person because all it would take is a few gym sessions a week to tone up and have a ‘nice’ bod, but quite frankly I really cba.

16/5/2013 . 14 notes . Reblog

When people use the excuse ‘They didn’t have the best upbringing’ as an excuse as to why someone is racist/homophobic/sexist ect, that just doesn’t wash.

I grew up in a horrible, hostile, hateful environment, did that make me a hateful cunt? Well, yes actually it did, but I aim that hate towards normal thing’s, like people who chew loudly on public transport, not just mindless hateful ideals.

Sort your lives out.

16/5/2013 . 12 notes . Reblog

Putting marshmallow fluff in your hot chocolate may seem like a brilliant idea, but when it melts and creates a molten force field over your hot choccy it becomes an issue.

14/5/2013 . 2 notes . Reblog
I friggin’ love this skirt, I don’t however, love my phone’s shitty camera quality or my dirty bathroom mirror aha

I friggin’ love this skirt, I don’t however, love my phone’s shitty camera quality or my dirty bathroom mirror aha

14/5/2013 . 50 notes . Reblog
The card I got jack for our anniversary. 
I’m hilarious.

The card I got jack for our anniversary.
I’m hilarious.

12/5/2013 . 38 notes . Reblog
I get bored far too easily.
Check out those editing skills ;)

I get bored far too easily.
Check out those editing skills ;)

9/5/2013 . 8 notes . Reblog
Okay I’ll stop now.

Okay I’ll stop now.

6/5/2013 . 477 notes . Reblog
We were walking through this church yard and there were loads of families with kids running around playing. At least 3 grown women gave me a look that screamed ‘what are you doing here? Your presence is disturbing our idilic day!’ So I stopped and posed for a pic to piss them off.
Middle aged women are always the ones who give me dirty looks.

We were walking through this church yard and there were loads of families with kids running around playing. At least 3 grown women gave me a look that screamed ‘what are you doing here? Your presence is disturbing our idilic day!’ So I stopped and posed for a pic to piss them off.
Middle aged women are always the ones who give me dirty looks.

6/5/2013 . 8 notes . Reblog
I’m a goon, Jack’s beard is magnificent.

I’m a goon, Jack’s beard is magnificent.

6/5/2013 . 6 notes . Reblog
One from today, friggin love this dress!

One from today, friggin love this dress!

6/5/2013 . 30 notes . Reblog
His and hers matching footwear.
Guys I don’t even care, we’re adorable.

His and hers matching footwear.
Guys I don’t even care, we’re adorable.

6/5/2013 . 6 notes . Reblog