Currently playing fetch with Noodles.
I don’t understand why some people prefer dogs, cat’s are the same but with less drool and you don’t have to walk them.
With the added bonus that my cat is as temperamental and anti social as myself.
I’ve just discovered my cat is terrified of hairbrushes.
I will never understand cats.

This guy is such a douche.
Here he is napping away while I’m about to go clean out his stinky litter tray. Chances are he’ll hear me, come and watch/get in the way, then the second its all clean he’ll take a fresh steaming shit in it again.
It’s not easy being a crazy cat lady, it takes commitment.
Everyone on my fb: The look on my child’s face when they saw the snow this morning! :3’
Me: ‘Noodles loves that shit.’
Why my cat chooses to lick his arse on my side of the bed I will never know.
It’s like he’s trying to ruin my life, one butt lick at a time.
A genuine thought that just popped into head: “I wonder what noodles is up to, might text him”
Noodles is my cat…..-_-
So I was about to go make food, when Noodles climbed on me for a cuddle, this was over an hour ago and he has fallen asleep. I’ve been trapped by a sleeping cat.
Also I’ve lost my phone somewhere in the room, someone must have text me because it keeps vibrating every now and then, but I can’t pin point the direction it’s coming from :/ Ahh well.






